NSFW: I haven’t tried it before, but I think drawing dicks on things (in harmless, non-destructive fashion) could be a devotion to Hermes, what with the Herm statues being sacred to him. Dick on a sidewalk. Tiny dick at a street-crossing pole. On the underside of a post box? (Definitely probably illegal) Do you think he would be humoured or offended?

Ahahahahaha omg in my experience He loves it and He’s definitely used dick graffiti to get my attention in the past. When I was in high school the whole 8=D thing was popular and my friends would write it all over their binders because the teachers didn’t understand what it meant; now it all makes sense lol!

And I hustle to the library, in the center of my city, immediately after class, ready to pay the fines. I get to the desk and I give the librarian my books, and ask “hey? I owe $94 right?” She laughs and says “our phone system was not operative this past week. You couldntve known about the fines, and you returned them anyway. You’re fine, you don’t have to pay us anything”. The first thing that crosses my mind is Hermes. Like, holy crap

Yayyyy go Hermes go!!! Perfect example of how showing initiative can reap great rewards. Honesty pays! ♥️

hey!! I have a little story I think you’ll enjoy. I was in the middle of class and got a call from my mom (who was SUPER freaked) telling me that the library had just emailed us that I had books that totaled 94 dollars in fines. I was terrified, because they were scattered EVERYWHERE. Around the house, in the car, who knows where. We wind up getting them all by something short of a miracle, and I’m crossing my fingers and asking Hermes for help along the whole way. (1/2)