I thought about this for like 2 days and conclude that it would likely be an undiscovered street skater. I just don’t feel like anyone in Hollywood could completely pull off the Hermes that I know.
Okay he’s not undiscovered but Nate Schwandt gives me really big Hermes vibes
The universe does not work in mysterious ways. It follows the unfaltering law of perfect geometry and flawless mathematics. When you pay attention to the little details in your everyday life and remain determinedly focused on your biggest dreams, the universe will connect the dots. Be aware of your surroundings, arrive early wherever you go, show compassion and do not forget to smile. The universe will then solve your most difficult equations and draw its perfect pattern for you.
He’s a sexual God. In ancient times His boundary stones were often depicted with a phallus. Some of them are a little ridickulous to be honest. I’ve also seen people call Him the God of masturbation. Check the tags on this post if you’re brave, they’re absolutely nsfw.
Hermes 