hermes-is-my-homeboy:

I have jury duty next week and couldn’t decide between a pencil skirt and slacks, so I bought both. On the way home I asked Hermes to pick one. An hour later, I go to unpack the shopping bag and the slacks are gone.

After much searching, I found the slacks stuffed behind a shelf. No idea how they got there. I can only assume it was the 4y/o and like a true Hermes child, he won’t snitch.

Guess I’m wearing the skirt to jury duty lol